Financially Minded Gold Diggers
Jan 22nd, 2007 by Alex
Pull up your carpet square kids. It’s story time!
A guy meets an attractive woman out at a bar. They’re talking but before anyone even attempts to close the deal, she tells him something. She doesn’t want to be wasting her time, so she’s going to need to see a copy of his W2.
Not that there are any other kinds of gold diggers, but this was the abridged story as told by a friend of mine. I honestly can’t remember if it happened to him or whether it happened to a friend of his, but I’m leaning towards it being him. Either way, my jaw dropped at the audacity of the woman. As a man, there are only two things you could say…
“No.”
Prefix with your preferred explicitive if you like. Alternatively…
Don’t mind the large section covering injunctive relief. That’s just standard stuff.
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