It’s the Little Things
Apr 20th, 2007 by Alex
George Carlin had a monologue about the little things that bring us together. Little moments that we all experience and make us all the same. This probably belongs in ACW’s potty humor, but I witnessed two of those moments today in the men’s room. What follows were the events and my resulting thoughts during the 30 seconds or so that I was washing my hands.
A man walks into the bathroom and steps up to one of the urinals. After a few seconds I hear a really loud fart.
Nice one guy. Bet you feel better now that that’s out.
The man flushes then turns to walk out.
What a dick. He’s not even going to wash his hands!
The man procedes directly into the nearest stall and I hear frantic unzipping.
Poor guy probably just smeared his drawers.
Every guy alive has gone into restroom with the intention to urinate but realizing that while you’re there it might be beneficial to take care of other business. Every guy alive has had flagelance that felt like it went a bit too far. I’d be that far fewer have had both experiences at once. I felt bad for the guy. I bet he wasn’t even supposed to be here today.
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