Quotations From Road Trips and the Shore
Nov 23rd, 2007 by Alex
I have this habit of writing things down that make me laugh. Quotes are a big thing for me, especially on car trips. A quote can bring back memories long since forgotten. The only problem is that I occasionally misplace my notes. So here’s a few quotes from the car ride up to New Hampshire for a wedding a few months back.
“It’s like a roller coast for my anal sphincter.” — McD on the state of NJ roads.
“There is no rule 51.” — Alex, on Aileen’s rules of law flashcards.
“Do you want the fat finger?” — Eric, truly offering.
Eric: “That’s my crowning achievement!”
McD: “These are sticky.”
And here are a few from a random Saturday night at the Shore, probably playing Find the Two or some related nonsense.
“I had chicken up my nose this morning.” — Rachel
“Did I miss one?” — Jim
“I love songs that reference Chick Fil-A. I love nuggets.” — Andy
“I can’t hear you over the Mega Fries.” — Kyle
“It’s just ME mofos!” — Eric, forgetting that Andy & Matt were still going.
If you know any of these people they’ll probably be a bit more amusing. With many of this genre, some quotes really aren’t meant for anyone other than who was there. Even with some context thrown in they don’t make as much sense.
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