A pack of cigarettes sits atop a copy of “Wellness for Life” magazine on the passenger seat of the car packed next to mine. That’s irony.
In the networking and firewall world, statements that begin with “the only conclusion is…” will typically be far from conclusive. That ought to be one of Murphy’s Laws of Computing.
In the world of command line things cyan background with navy blue text is violent oppression on the eyes, especially when the highlight color is yellow. I don’t know what to call that.