(from someone who has been everywhere)

- In-n-Out has been open since 1948. Five Guys since 1986. That doesn’t inherently mean In-n-Out is better, I realize.
- I can’t find prices online, but I feel like In-n-Out is a little cheaper.
- I just like the design of In-n-Out better; Five Guys is kinda boring
- Every time I’ve gone to Five Guys I’ve felt kind of awful afterward; the fries are too big and greasy, and the burgers don’t really excite me much. No such issue at In-n-Out
- In-n-Out employees make a CRAPLOAD of money; managers clear over $100K per year, which I suspect is not the case at Five Guys
- In-n-Out employees are always super friendly and helpful, whereas, at least at the Harbor Place one, the Five Guys employees are kind of surly and rude.
- In-n-Out milkshakes rule.
- In-n-Out sells double-double Christmas ornaments
- The In-n-Out Foundation gives money to prevent child abuse.

In fact, the only problem I have with In-n-Out, besides proximity, is that the founders were deeply religious and put Bible book and verse numbers on the bottoms of some of their cups, which they probably ripped off Chick-Fil-A anyway. At least In-n-Out doesn’t smugly close on Sundays…

Claude: The cajun fries are tasty. I didn’t get any fries this time around, but usually if a few people order we get a big tub of each kind of fries. The more the merrier.

yellojkt: That’s the way to do it, especially if work is paying.

Tamra: I should have Googled. Meantime we’ll have to get together for lunch.

jwer: I’ve never been. The nearest In-N-Out Burger is at 3711 E. Broadway Boulevard in Tucson, AZ. I’m all about trying In-N-Out Burger to give it the fair shake, but traveling just under 1,965 miles is a bit of a hike.

In-n-Out for TEH WIN!!!!1!!!

Try the Cajun fries once in awhile.